Sick

You vomited 4 times last night. It was projectile style. All over the bathroom floor. Luckily you only threw up once in the bed.
You also had a bad stomach ache and couldn't poo it out. We ended up putting a suppository in you to help you expel. It worked, mostly liquid. Poor baby.

Feeling still sick, here you are at home with mommy. Daddy called to make sure you're ok.